Xenuphobia


1 year and some months later…

After a prolonged absence to finish an advanced degree, as well as a lot of deliberation, I’ve decided to come back and work on this project some more. I had no idea it accumulated any traffic during this period, and I suspect I have the kind folks at ESK to thank for all this upstat goodness.

But before continuing with any other new posts, I wanted to briefly explain another reason I had left this site hanging for so long: honestly, after a lot of hard work by many an Anonymi, it seemed as though the war on C0$ therapy cult and its imperial wizard, The Dwarf, had faded out almost as quickly as it began. Enturbulation disappeared. Cranky oldfags on /b/ became even more cantankerous about the moralfaggotry resulting from the lulz–>serious business conversion reaction. Jewtube began to carry even more C0$ ads. Finally, I despaired. Continue reading



Your Daily Entheta for 3/18/08

The Village Voice carries yet another delicious article about Scientology and Anonymous. Contains this week’s Xenuphobia Quote of the Week: “Taste the delicious bacon sandwich of truth about Scientology!”

Anonymous #2 wore a top hat and sunglasses, and said his personal mission was to alert onlookers of the “unfair” tax exempt status enjoyed by the Church of Scientology. At least 80 percent of all fees for “religious training and services” paid to the Church of Scientology are tax deductible, a privilege enjoyed by no other religion and a fact that does not sit well with Church critics. “They actually have a better tax exempt status than any other religion of all the established religions,” said Anonymous #2. While we spoke, he noted the presence of a very obvious camera in a third floor window of the Church across the street. That’s why he needs his sunglasses, he said. “They’re taking pictures of us right now, as we speak.”

Will Smith says he’s yet to drink the Kool Aid.

A spokesman for Smith told TheCelebrityTruth.com, “As Will Smith’s publicist I can tell you with 100 percent certainty that Will is not a Scientologist.”

And, not content with their epic YouTube fails, the cult has now launched its own video site–you know, because things haven’t been embarrassing enough for them lately.

The church announced on Monday the launch of a new online video portal at its Scientology.org Web site. The portal contains 82 videos tallying nearly 3 hours worth of content, “provid[ing] an overview of the basic beliefs and practices of the religion, as well as information on the many humanitarian programs sponsored by the Church–programs addressing drug abuse, illiteracy, human rights and disaster relief,” according to a release issued this morning. [Editor’s Note: Perhaps this means they’ll be suing themselves now?]

Enjoy, SP.



Breaking News: Marcabians claim responsibility for Scientology bomb threats
March 14, 2008, 11:30 pm
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ST. PETERSBURG — This morning police detonated a suitcase in front of Scientology’s Life Improvement Center after cult officials reported a “bomb threat.”Afterwards the police stated definitively that the suitcase did not contain a bomb.

The internet group known as “Anonymous,” which explicitly forbids the use of violence against the cult, its members, or its buildings, responded by implicating Scientology itself as responsible for the incident.

“I think it is a fake threat by Scientology to discredit their critics,” said one of the cult’s opponents.

However, at 6:30PM EST this evening, the Associated Press and Reuters have both reported receiving transmissions claiming responsibility for the bomb threats–from the Marcabians (see photo), whose enormous invasion fleet continues to lie in wait hovering above our planet defenseless planet.

Rulers of the galactic Marcab Confederacy, the Marcabians are a race of beings with a ruthlessly oppressive regime and who also enjoy racing. The Confederacy is best known publicly for its mass-implantation of the souls of its citizens in the bodies of Earthlings as a form of penal imprisonment. Continue reading



The Lucifer Effect
March 9, 2008, 12:13 am
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New video from Anonymous about $cn’s RPF Archipelago.



New message from Anonymous to Co$ leaders
March 8, 2008, 12:08 am
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Anonymous responds to the LA Times
March 7, 2008, 4:14 am
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