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Jenna & Dallas: $cn’s Epic Fail is Epic
Jenna has asked that the following message from her be forwarded everywhere possible. This is another example of Scientology making matters worse for themselves. And it’s even more evidence of just how much courage Jenna has:————————————————

So where do I begin…. I did an interview this week with ABC Nightline. They of course had to call the Church for comment which they did.

Last night at 11pm, while we were in bed, we got a call from Dallas’s father. He said he was 20 minutes away from our house and he was driving down from a meeting he had today and in the car with him were 2 Sea Org members from OSA Int and they were coming to talk to us at our house.

He said that they had come to talk to him but he insisted that we should be there and that they wanted to talk to us. So they just decided it was okay to drop in on us in the middle of the night in true Sea Org style. Continue reading



Xenuphobia Exclusive: David Miscavige unveils cover artwork for “Newer, Better” version of “Dianetics”
March 17, 2008, 5:03 am
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Newer Better Dianetics



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March 17, 2008, 3:06 am
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March 17, 2008, 3:04 am
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Breaking News: Marcabians claim responsibility for Scientology bomb threats
March 14, 2008, 11:30 pm
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ST. PETERSBURG — This morning police detonated a suitcase in front of Scientology’s Life Improvement Center after cult officials reported a “bomb threat.”Afterwards the police stated definitively that the suitcase did not contain a bomb.

The internet group known as “Anonymous,” which explicitly forbids the use of violence against the cult, its members, or its buildings, responded by implicating Scientology itself as responsible for the incident.

“I think it is a fake threat by Scientology to discredit their critics,” said one of the cult’s opponents.

However, at 6:30PM EST this evening, the Associated Press and Reuters have both reported receiving transmissions claiming responsibility for the bomb threats–from the Marcabians (see photo), whose enormous invasion fleet continues to lie in wait hovering above our planet defenseless planet.

Rulers of the galactic Marcab Confederacy, the Marcabians are a race of beings with a ruthlessly oppressive regime and who also enjoy racing. The Confederacy is best known publicly for its mass-implantation of the souls of its citizens in the bodies of Earthlings as a form of penal imprisonment. Continue reading



Your daily entheta for 3/13/05
March 13, 2008, 4:50 am
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Did you need another reason not to watch “24”? I didn’t. But if you do, well, now you have it.

Clearing Teegeeack ($cientologese for “Earth”) is a tall order. Best to start with somewhere smaller; like, oh, say, American Samoa, which recently told the cult they can have their caek and eat it too. However, in this case, cake means billboards.

Fail of the Week: Scn flunks yet another legal maneuver. Can’t you fuckers get anything right?

DM needs to get his betchass under Nixon’s valence and call a goddamn plumber. Wait, isn’t that what the RPFers are for? Well, probably he’s too busy ironing out all the kinks in Hubbard’s “recovered” Yenta Tech.



Leak excerpts
March 12, 2008, 9:56 pm
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And there’s much, much more where that came from. Continue reading