Xenuphobia


Fresh leaks added to new tech page
August 16, 2009, 3:29 pm
Filed under: Anonymous, Leaks, scientology

Just wanted to draw it to y’all’s attention (gotta love that second person plural).

Check it out. Courtesy of some fine Exes over at WWP.

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1 year and some months later…

After a prolonged absence to finish an advanced degree, as well as a lot of deliberation, I’ve decided to come back and work on this project some more. I had no idea it accumulated any traffic during this period, and I suspect I have the kind folks at ESK to thank for all this upstat goodness.

But before continuing with any other new posts, I wanted to briefly explain another reason I had left this site hanging for so long: honestly, after a lot of hard work by many an Anonymi, it seemed as though the war on C0$ therapy cult and its imperial wizard, The Dwarf, had faded out almost as quickly as it began. Enturbulation disappeared. Cranky oldfags on /b/ became even more cantankerous about the moralfaggotry resulting from the lulz–>serious business conversion reaction. Jewtube began to carry even more C0$ ads. Finally, I despaired. Continue reading



Anonymous-NYC launches website, doesn’t afraid of anything
March 19, 2008, 12:25 am
Filed under: Anonymous | Tags: , , , ,

Anon-NYC has launched its very own wiki. For those other anons living in the big aypl, we now have our own special place to get in touch (you know, other than our genitalia). Plus, since it’s a wiki, you know what that means: it’s time to party–and we will party hard.

Also, an important part of the new wiki is its patented Anonymous SP “Make Fundraising Upstat Tech.” See, in order to get a permit for April 12, pay for all the new Golden Age of IRL Raid Tech for next month, and to help financially support the two anons who were arrested on 3/15 in Atlanta, we need some cashage. That’s where you come in–unless you’re broke, anyway. The goal is $1,000. So far we are only at $256.65 (and $200 of that is from one person). As you can see, Longcat may be long, but his appetite for win, in all its awesome majesty, has yet to be satisfied. Please, do it for Longcat.



Your Daily Entheta for 3/18/08

The Village Voice carries yet another delicious article about Scientology and Anonymous. Contains this week’s Xenuphobia Quote of the Week: “Taste the delicious bacon sandwich of truth about Scientology!”

Anonymous #2 wore a top hat and sunglasses, and said his personal mission was to alert onlookers of the “unfair” tax exempt status enjoyed by the Church of Scientology. At least 80 percent of all fees for “religious training and services” paid to the Church of Scientology are tax deductible, a privilege enjoyed by no other religion and a fact that does not sit well with Church critics. “They actually have a better tax exempt status than any other religion of all the established religions,” said Anonymous #2. While we spoke, he noted the presence of a very obvious camera in a third floor window of the Church across the street. That’s why he needs his sunglasses, he said. “They’re taking pictures of us right now, as we speak.”

Will Smith says he’s yet to drink the Kool Aid.

A spokesman for Smith told TheCelebrityTruth.com, “As Will Smith’s publicist I can tell you with 100 percent certainty that Will is not a Scientologist.”

And, not content with their epic YouTube fails, the cult has now launched its own video site–you know, because things haven’t been embarrassing enough for them lately.

The church announced on Monday the launch of a new online video portal at its Scientology.org Web site. The portal contains 82 videos tallying nearly 3 hours worth of content, “provid[ing] an overview of the basic beliefs and practices of the religion, as well as information on the many humanitarian programs sponsored by the Church–programs addressing drug abuse, illiteracy, human rights and disaster relief,” according to a release issued this morning. [Editor’s Note: Perhaps this means they’ll be suing themselves now?]

Enjoy, SP.



Breaking News: Marcabians claim responsibility for Scientology bomb threats
March 14, 2008, 11:30 pm
Filed under: Anonymous, Press | Tags: , , , , , ,

ST. PETERSBURG — This morning police detonated a suitcase in front of Scientology’s Life Improvement Center after cult officials reported a “bomb threat.”Afterwards the police stated definitively that the suitcase did not contain a bomb.

The internet group known as “Anonymous,” which explicitly forbids the use of violence against the cult, its members, or its buildings, responded by implicating Scientology itself as responsible for the incident.

“I think it is a fake threat by Scientology to discredit their critics,” said one of the cult’s opponents.

However, at 6:30PM EST this evening, the Associated Press and Reuters have both reported receiving transmissions claiming responsibility for the bomb threats–from the Marcabians (see photo), whose enormous invasion fleet continues to lie in wait hovering above our planet defenseless planet.

Rulers of the galactic Marcab Confederacy, the Marcabians are a race of beings with a ruthlessly oppressive regime and who also enjoy racing. The Confederacy is best known publicly for its mass-implantation of the souls of its citizens in the bodies of Earthlings as a form of penal imprisonment. Continue reading



Your daily entheta for 3/11/08
March 11, 2008, 2:12 pm
Filed under: Anonymous, Celebrity, Press, Scientology Critics | Tags: , , , , , ,

Only Anonymous could help give the Village Voice its journalistic balls back following its recent takeover, during which the paper “purifed” itself of its best writers like so much purple goo. Tony Ortega, author of the article that has the nipples of Xenuphobia so hard they could cut glass, is certainly worthy of the title SP of the Week–and it’s only Tuesday! The article, titled “What to get L. Ron Hubbard for his birthday,” refers to Scientology as a “ruthless global scam,” a “nuisance,” “nefarious,” “more like the mafia than a religion,” and “horny” (alright, we’re kidding about that last one. Still, Ortega’s article has us horny as all get-out).

To his credit, Ortega is no Ronny-come-lately when it comes to providing–gasp–actual news coverage of the cult. No, he’s never pussyfooted around the issue. And that says a lot, considering Ortega has been covering in the news since at least 1999 and still hasn’t ended up dead at the Fort Harrison–or in one of Hubbard’s 600 volcanoes. His current article is more delicious than even the most delicious of birthday caek. But don’t take our word for it; see for yourself. And you know? It’s about effing time.

In other $cn news, cult Grand Poobah DM has been a’courting yet another celebrity couple to the “church” to help repair its public image. While the term “beyond repair” is apparently quite the misunderstood for Miscaviage, no one can fault (flunk?) him for giving up too easily. No, the current couple isn’t Will & Jada or even Forest Whittaker and his wife–it’s Beckham. Srsly. Oh, and his Spice Girl co-thetan, Posh. Dave, can you say EPIC FAIL?

And, finally, the clam cult has finally made it to the big stage in the final “meta-play” of “The Scariest.”



The Lucifer Effect
March 9, 2008, 12:13 am
Filed under: Anonymous, Video | Tags: , ,

New video from Anonymous about $cn’s RPF Archipelago.