Xenuphobia


Anonymous-NYC launches website, doesn’t afraid of anything
March 19, 2008, 12:25 am
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Anon-NYC has launched its very own wiki. For those other anons living in the big aypl, we now have our own special place to get in touch (you know, other than our genitalia). Plus, since it’s a wiki, you know what that means: it’s time to party–and we will party hard.

Also, an important part of the new wiki is its patented Anonymous SP “Make Fundraising Upstat Tech.” See, in order to get a permit for April 12, pay for all the new Golden Age of IRL Raid Tech for next month, and to help financially support the two anons who were arrested on 3/15 in Atlanta, we need some cashage. That’s where you come in–unless you’re broke, anyway. The goal is $1,000. So far we are only at $256.65 (and $200 of that is from one person). As you can see, Longcat may be long, but his appetite for win, in all its awesome majesty, has yet to be satisfied. Please, do it for Longcat.



Your Daily Entheta for 3/18/08

The Village Voice carries yet another delicious article about Scientology and Anonymous. Contains this week’s Xenuphobia Quote of the Week: “Taste the delicious bacon sandwich of truth about Scientology!”

Anonymous #2 wore a top hat and sunglasses, and said his personal mission was to alert onlookers of the “unfair” tax exempt status enjoyed by the Church of Scientology. At least 80 percent of all fees for “religious training and services” paid to the Church of Scientology are tax deductible, a privilege enjoyed by no other religion and a fact that does not sit well with Church critics. “They actually have a better tax exempt status than any other religion of all the established religions,” said Anonymous #2. While we spoke, he noted the presence of a very obvious camera in a third floor window of the Church across the street. That’s why he needs his sunglasses, he said. “They’re taking pictures of us right now, as we speak.”

Will Smith says he’s yet to drink the Kool Aid.

A spokesman for Smith told TheCelebrityTruth.com, “As Will Smith’s publicist I can tell you with 100 percent certainty that Will is not a Scientologist.”

And, not content with their epic YouTube fails, the cult has now launched its own video site–you know, because things haven’t been embarrassing enough for them lately.

The church announced on Monday the launch of a new online video portal at its Scientology.org Web site. The portal contains 82 videos tallying nearly 3 hours worth of content, “provid[ing] an overview of the basic beliefs and practices of the religion, as well as information on the many humanitarian programs sponsored by the Church–programs addressing drug abuse, illiteracy, human rights and disaster relief,” according to a release issued this morning. [Editor’s Note: Perhaps this means they’ll be suing themselves now?]

Enjoy, SP.



#2’s Birthday Video Extravaganza: But where’s teh fscking caek?
March 18, 2008, 4:08 am
Filed under: Leaks, Video | Tags: ,

Will this foot-tappin’ newcomer unseat the rickroll?

Note DM looking like an even littler betch than usual. This vid makes me want to give him a titty twister, big time.



Jenna & Dallas: $cn’s Epic Fail is Epic
Jenna has asked that the following message from her be forwarded everywhere possible. This is another example of Scientology making matters worse for themselves. And it’s even more evidence of just how much courage Jenna has:————————————————

So where do I begin…. I did an interview this week with ABC Nightline. They of course had to call the Church for comment which they did.

Last night at 11pm, while we were in bed, we got a call from Dallas’s father. He said he was 20 minutes away from our house and he was driving down from a meeting he had today and in the car with him were 2 Sea Org members from OSA Int and they were coming to talk to us at our house.

He said that they had come to talk to him but he insisted that we should be there and that they wanted to talk to us. So they just decided it was okay to drop in on us in the middle of the night in true Sea Org style. Continue reading



Xenuphobia Exclusive: David Miscavige unveils cover artwork for “Newer, Better” version of “Dianetics”
March 17, 2008, 5:03 am
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Newer Better Dianetics



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March 17, 2008, 3:06 am
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March 17, 2008, 3:04 am
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