Xenuphobia

The Tampa Bay Business Journal mentioned in a report today that “actor” John Travolta commutes five days a week by plane to Scientology’s “Mecca,” Clearwater, Florida. An if by “Mecca,” Scientology means “Village of the Damned,” then their description would surely be accurate.

But five days every week? Perhaps John has is suffering from a bit of penis envy after Nancy Cartwright (yes, that’s the woman who does Bart Simpson’s voice) ranked as the highest cult donor of 2007. This is understandable, as Cartwright did donate a whopping $10 million–more than enough to make Travolta’s paltry one mil in 2007 look like peanuts. Come on, John, or should I say, Terl: what happened to all those royalties from “Battlefield Earth”? Oh–wait, never mind.

In all fairness, it’s not as though Terlvolta is just some Joe Schmo hanging around disguised in gay bathhouses all day. He works in the movie industry; and any celebrity Scn will tell you: Hollywood = entheta, and that means a whole heck of a lot of auditing.

One thing is for sure: the auditing is definitely not related to 1.1.